Where’s the scissors?
Where’s the tape?
Where’s the paper?
Where’s the crepe?
Where’s the bow?
Where’s the string?
Where’s the ribbon?
Where’s the trimming?
Where’s the box?
Where’s the bag?
Where’s the wrap?
Where’s the tag?
Where are the presents?
Where are the presents?
Where are the presents!
How did I forget?
Which shops are open?
What can I get?
Where is my coat?
Who can give me a lift?
Where are my shoes?
Can we be swift?
Does this go faster?
Can we up the speed?
What did everyone want?
What does everyone need?
Who needs a gift?
Who needs a gift?
Who needs a gift!
Did we make a list?
How many to buy?
Who have we missed?
Can this be an offering?
Could this be a prize?
Is this a present?
Is this the right size?
Where is the till?
Have we enough time?
Is it possible?
Are we going to be fine?
Where is my bag?
Where is my bag?
Where is my bag!
Where is my card?
Where is my purse?
Why’s there a guard?
What will we do?
Have we nothing to give?
How will we manage?
Can it still be festive?
Can we still be happy
Without any stuff?
Could being together
Really be enough?
Will it still be Christmas?
Will it still be Christmas?
Will it still be Christmas!
With family and friends,
It’s love, not presents,
On which Christmas depends.
We don’t need gifts,
Under the tree.
Just a little cheer
Between you and me
So if you were expecting
A little something,
Don’t be disappointed
When you get nothing!
Fear of the reaper 