Little flying biting bastards that love the taste of my sweet sweet blood. On the plus side if you take me with you on nice days out in the sunshine I will act as a mosquito magnet and draw them away from everyone else. You’re welcome.
2. Too much flesh
I get it, it’s hot, you want to feel the pleasure of the sun on your bare skin but could you possibly save this for the privacy of your own garden or confine yourself to a beach area where others can at least prepare themselves for this? What I don’t really want is to encounter masses of exposed flab, lobstering itself up to perfection, when I’ve just popped out to buy a bit of milk.
3. Skimpy outfits
It’s too hot to wear your normal wardrobe staples, but the heat always comes when you aren’t expecting it. You might have been meaning to buy a decent pair of shorts for years, as opposed to those ridiculously skimpy cut-offs you made out of an old pair of jeans ten years ago, but you are caught out and have no choice but to parade yourself in your silly outfit and open yourself up to the ridicule of others. By the time you are geared up for a summer shopping trip the heatwave is usually over.
By the time you want to put on your skimpy summer clothes and bare that flesh you’ve realised that those ice creams that go hand-in-hand with the hot weather really aren’t doing you any favours. It’s also this time you realise that your plan to slim down for summer might be a bit behind schedule. You plan to eat salads to remedy the problem but end up filling up on tortilla chips and hot dogs at BBQs instead.
Perhaps you did manage to buy some nice summer clothing, maybe you even managed to slim down so that your figure is nicely displayed in a little summer dress, but you haven’t factored on sweat. The make-up you apply before leaving the house usually melts off your face before you can make it to the bus stop and the carefully blow-dried hair has gone from swish-quiff to sweat-drenched-flop in less time than it takes to say ‘I should have worn a hat’.
Just in case I didn’t look pretty enough with little mozzie bites covering all parts of exposed flesh my eczema likes to join in the skintastic party and happily applies itself to all bodily joints. This is very convenient as it is easy to hide if I curl up in a foetal position. It is less convenient if I try to do anything silly…like…moving.
7. Chocolate loses it’s magical powers
Normally chocolate provides the solution to everything, it can pick you up when you are flagging at work, it can cheer you up after a bad day and it can even help you bond with intimidating workmates. But in the summer chocolate doesn’t get to melt in your mouth because it has normally melted all over your hands, work, home and cat long before this.
Having to work when the weather is nice should be criminal. You want to join the other sun seekers and parade around in tiny shorts and crop tops like everyone else but instead you are forced to put on grown up clothes and look longingly out of the office window from Monday to Friday, knowing full well there is a good chance the nice weather will have buggered off come the weekend.
We all like to amuse ourselves sniggering at foolish tourists caught out in the sun and happily wandering around seemingly oblivious to the fact they have turned a beautiful shade of race-car red. Some of us are pretty good at applying suntan lotion but might miss a spot or forget to reapply after a couple of hours and are unfairly punished with burnt tomato skin. And then laughed at by others. This just isn’t fair.
10. Judgement for drinking tea
Tea maintains its potency as remedy for all the world’s ills and general pick-me-up even in the heat but when the sun is blazing you are forced to respond to so many comments about why you are drinking tea on a hot day it’s enough to make you want to hurl your cup of boiling water at these naysayers as you try to convince people that tea is still bloody amazing, whatever the weather!
8 thoughts on “Ten reasons to hate the sunshine”
Sunshine certainly can have a down side, especially when you have to work all summer (like moi). Fun piece!
Thanks! It can be pretty great when you aren’t working though. It’s nice to be able to come home and sit on the balcony with a book and beer and chill out (and just hope the mosquitoes don’t get me).
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Oh I loved this! I can relate to it all, the sunburn, mozzie bites, and exposed, flabby flesh! Loved the drawing too 🙂
Glad it’s not just me that suffers with these things 🙂
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Sunstroke is the worst thing about summer. I hate the heat! And I can burn even if I do put suncream on!
Ooh I forgot aobut sunstroke, should definitely have added that to the list. I always just feel that it is so unfair to burn when you’ve tried with the sunscreen when some people can be out in the sun all day with no sun protection and just happily turn a nice golden colour!
So true, I can’t even! At least the weather was perfect last weekend. I was so happy… I hope the weather will be good this weekend too, but it seems it’ll rain on Sunday…oh well, at least you got a Liebster Award at my blog ^_^
The weather is beautiful where I am now so I’m hoping it’ll hold for the weekend but even if it doesn’t at least I’ve had some really nice warm evenings this week. Yesterday I went swimming in the lake and then took part in some outdoor salsa, amazing!
Thanks so much for the nomination, that’s awesome and I’m really pleased 🙂
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